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A tall ragged man walks down a dark and quiet street. His hair is unkept, his clothing dirty and worn, his posture slumped. He stops under a flickering streetlamp and fishes into his pocket, pulling out a broken cigarette. Cursing under his breath, he sets about doing his best to repair the broken smoke, but his hands are unsteady and the tobacco sprinkles out of the torn end, littering the ground at his feet. Finally he gives up on the filter and sticks the unbroken end in his mouth. His hand dips into the inner folds of his clothing again, and he fishes around for a lighter. The silence is suddenly broken by a muffled song and lyrics eminating from one of his pockets, "I wanna fuck your skull! Fuck your skull, SKULL FUCKER!". The cigarette tumbles from his mouth, forgotten as he whips the phone out of his pocket and answers it…
A thin woman, smartly dressed in a business skirt and jacket strolls down the busy street, talking away on her cell phone. She smiles and nods in silent agreement to whatever the person on the other end of the line is saying, finally responding, "Allright. I'll see you tonight. Goodbye." and hanging up the phone. No sooner has she sliped phone into her jacket pocket when a muffled tune and male voice sing out, "Be be be be be be my baby tonight...." from her pocket. In a practiced motion she takes the phone out, opens it, and puts it to her ear saying, "Hello?".
What do you think of ringtones in a CP world? Gay for pay or a missing element of style?
-Kevlar
By Kevlar at Jan 30, 2004, 3:26 PM
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Hell yeah.
.oO(
Your Progia-7 Cell goes '*You, you got what I /neeeeeed./ But you say he's just a friend, and you say he's just a friend…* *Oh Baby you! You got what I /neeeeed/ But you say he's just a friend, and you say he's just a friend.*'
You dance around hapily, and answer your phone singing.)
By Nemisis at Jan 31, 2004, 9:02 AM
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Uhhhh…....
Sure. If Biz Marke is your deal...
Perhaps I should have been more specific in my orinigal post: What do you think about Ringtones IN THE GAME?
-Kevlar
By Kevlar at Jan 31, 2004, 11:22 AM
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I guess my post wasn't really clear on my stance.. I think it would be a good idea. It would add to theme nicely. Would they be customizable, or would you choose from say 10? And whats wrong with Biz Marke!?
By Nemisis at Jan 31, 2004, 11:26 AM
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I doubt very much that people'd be listen to Biz Marke in the year 2089…I'm upset enought that he's made it to 2004.
By allandra at Jan 31, 2004, 11:33 AM
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dude biz is the bomb… you guys are nutz..... Deez nutzz!!!
By Jotun at Jan 31, 2004, 11:36 AM
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Ringtones suck.
I can imagine some corpie children and others using them, but not corporate workers with a respectable status, nor Red dwelling scum that want to actually survive, meaning they'll want to easily be able to distinguish receiving a call from someone trashing the place nearby.
Bassically, they're for loosers ;).
I don't imagine the status of ring tones being the same in 80 years from what it is now either!
So a back to basics approach could be rather plausible.
*shrugs*
By Protagonist at Jan 31, 2004, 11:47 AM
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I thionk a vibe function would kick ass.. what up with that?
By Jotun at Jan 31, 2004, 11:48 AM
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Actually I like that Idea, Just let's you get a message of it vibrating, but it would have to be on you, and if it wasn't you couldn't get a message of it getting a call, oh but then people would begin to think that they need to have a missed call list, and that'll bring up the Voicemail talk again, and blahablahblahblah, I think the ringtones are kewl, and themely, not to big on the vibro dealy.
*wanders off with his bong*
By allandra at Jan 31, 2004, 11:52 AM
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dude, what's wrong with the voicemail idea, that was good? missed calls would kick ass too, but as long as you had voicemail, that's all that's necessary…
By Jotun at Jan 31, 2004, 11:54 AM
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Dont forget a silence feature!
By Nemisis at Feb 1, 2004, 12:09 AM
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Yeah, turn the frickin' thing off.
By Hirononbu at Feb 1, 2004, 12:09 AM
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I doubt very much that people'd be listen to Biz Marke in the year 2089…I'm upset enought that he's made it to 2004.
Not only did he make it to 2004, but he was in a Pepsi commercial in the Superbowl.
*sigh*
-Kevlar
By Kevlar at Feb 1, 2004, 4:40 PM
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You people are about as on topic as a…ummm...thing that is really off topic.
RINGTONES:
YES in game or NO ingame.
I have 1 yes, 1 no, and 3 people wanting it to vibrate...ummm...
*burzzzzzzzzzzzztttzzzzzttzzzzzzzzzz*
By Iga at Feb 1, 2004, 10:33 PM
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I said yes! I think that makes two. And hell yes, I was singing along during that commercial!
By Nemisis at Feb 1, 2004, 10:35 PM
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Yay on the ringtones. Of course, they'd have to be optional, because sometimes there's no substitute for the simple, '*breeep* *breeeep*.'
By Damus at Feb 5, 2004, 12:50 PM
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Well, since its been a long running joke, I guess I want one that says "Go Ninja Go Ninja Go!"
Fuckers.
By Aikao at Feb 5, 2004, 1:08 PM
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Hey, that gives me an idea..
Would you be able to record your own ringtone?
Maybe there could be a terminal in pac west.. You go in, slot your phone, pay a little bit of money and then sing to the machine.. And it touches up your voice, blah blah blah, and creates a ringtone and downloads it to your phone.
Or something.
By Damus at Feb 5, 2004, 1:21 PM
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That, my friend, would be cool. Course you have to love the ring that sounds when ever you're in deep shit.
"Dun dun… Dun dun.. Dun dun. Dun dun"
Lillith throws her phone against the wall, "Nooo!"
The phone continues to ring while in peices on the floor.
"Dun dun... Dun dun.. Dun dun. Dun dun"
She runs out of the room, you hear a loud gun shot and her arm falls limply in the doorway.
By Lillith at Feb 5, 2004, 3:03 PM
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Of all the things you could code, i just dont see the idea for ringtones. I guess its cool they will be in the game, but i would say nay if asked beforehand.
By Sidd at Feb 5, 2004, 5:59 PM
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You could have ringtones that go BREEEEEEP and ringtones that go BWWWOOOOP BWOOP and others that go UWEE UWEE UWEE and others that go MEEDLEE MEEDLEE MEEDLEE MEEDLEE and..
By Murphy at Feb 5, 2004, 10:55 PM
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I want one that sings in a small child's voice "Jesus loves me" so that I can hide it in someone's room and then call them while stalking them.
That'd be fun.
By Aikao at Feb 6, 2004, 12:43 AM
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A soft, disembodied child's voice softly starts singing, "Jesus loves me this I know.."
NotAikao covers his ears and falls to the floor screaming, "NOOOOOO!!!!"
By Damus at Feb 6, 2004, 12:12 PM
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I want a ringtone of that song from Frank the Tanks wedding in Old school.
By Biohazard at May 20, 2004, 7:08 AM
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Ringtones are currently a fad. Fads change with time. I like the old concept of KISS. Keep it simple, stupid. So, nay to the ringtones. Maybe add voicemail, but to hell with ringtones.
By Grim at Jun 25, 2004, 11:43 PM
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If the ringtones could be stored on the character and set by the player, it could work….
So the player would go:
@ringtone me is BLEEP BEEEP WOOOOOWZA
And the cell reads that value and displays it, if there is no variable set it uses the default BREEEEP
Just a tought, keep your rocks in your pockets
By Xeethot at Jun 27, 2004, 9:27 AM
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Quote: from Xeethot on 9:27 am on June 27, 2004[br]If the ringtones could be stored on the character and set by the player, it could work….
nice, elegant. leaves the personalization/style aspect up to the player. if they want it.
It even works for vibrate for those people that like uhm vibrating things, without too much dicking around with the phones themselves
*You think you hear a muffled and barely audible buzzing coming from Bob the Goat Ninja's tri layer trench. Bob the Goat Ninja giggles.*
(Edited by Bias at 12:52 pm on June 27, 2004)
By Bias at Jun 27, 2004, 11:51 AM
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I like that idea too, I mean it is nice simple and has endless possibilities.
*thumbs up*
(Edited by Nayr at 8:00 pm on Nov. 2, 2004)
By Nayr at Oct 30, 2004, 10:19 PM
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What about a command on the progia or player like.. @ringtong progia is "a low virbrating hum"
or
@ringtone progia is "The screams and whails of the damned reaches your ears from %N's %T"
WEEE!
By Nemisis at Nov 1, 2004, 2:42 AM
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