Musical Instruments are legit in-game objects, but they're not broadly available yet. Lets design some instruments. Use the below example and make each post a single instrument (please do not half finish one)
Here is our SpeedDemon 5000 guitar:
Name: SpeedDemon 5000 guitar
Item Type: guitar (recognizable general type)
Height: 96 (centimeters, length of longest edge)
Weight: 7500 (grams)
@coverage guitar is 'back' (musical instruments work like clothing)
@wear guitar is "You slip the strap of your %t over your neck and hang it on your shoulder."
@owear guitar is "%N slips the strap of %p %t over %p neck, and hangs it on %p shoulder."
@remove guitar is "You remove the strap of your %t from your shoulder and hold the guitar by its neck."
@oremove guitar is "%N removes the strap of %p %t from %p shoulder and holds the guitar by its neck."
@worn guitar is "A heavily modded %t is worn across %p back with a black strap."
@tease guitar is "You finger some chords on your %t and move as playing the strings but without touching them or producing any sound."
@otease guitar is "%N %[fingers] some chords on %p %t and % as playing the strings but without touching them or producing any sound."
@describe guitar as "A gloss black SpeedDemon 2000 guitar that has obviously been heavily modified. One of the most noticeable features is the fact that there are no visible pickups; the custom optical pickups are hidden behind a custom black glass inset where the old pickups used to be. It has an Optik-Sound uplink with a large length of fiber sticking out of it. The 6 self-tuning strings run the length of the long neck that terminates in a large bloody spike. Four perfectly black dials blend flawlessly with the body of the guitar."
@slowdown_action guitar is "%N %[reduces] the tempo, playing %p %t a little slower."
@speedup_action guitar is "%N %[picks] up the tempo, playing %p %t a little faster."