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Add a new command to Thievery to sneak up and pants your opponent, forcing them to lose a round in combat pulling them up.
By HolyChrome at Oct 16, 2020, 11:49 AM
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LEGEND
952 posts
Add a new 'splash' command to vehicles to drive through a puddle when it's raining and soak everyone in the room.
By RedSteelButterfly at Oct 16, 2020, 11:51 AM
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GATO
562 posts
Add a command that makes your clothes wet if you 'freehands' a drink.
By svetlana at Oct 16, 2020, 11:52 AM
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GATO
555 posts
A 'Forge' command to make copies of famous artwork.
By ReeferMadness at Oct 16, 2020, 11:57 AM
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By HolyChrome at Oct 16, 2020, 11:58 AM
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LEGEND
952 posts
A martial art that's all Three Stooges head bonks, eye pokes, and nose grabs
By Stiza13 at Oct 16, 2020, 12:00 PM
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BATA
248 posts
Make typing any laid command drain all your fatigue.
By NyanChicken at Oct 16, 2020, 12:01 PM
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BAKALAKA
135 posts
Make Fuck a skill to go with the fucked command. Add ERP advantages/disadvantages.
Fucking: +Godly
By TalonCzar at Oct 16, 2020, 12:04 PM
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LEGEND
949 posts
Help File: key
Forwarded: key forwards to petty vengeance
KEY
The 'key' command can be used to run your keys down some baka's paintwork. You need to be holding a key or similar item. The effectiveness of this action may depend on your short blades skill and how angry your character is at the time.
key - Fucks up their car, but only a little bit.
By Rhicora at Oct 16, 2020, 12:06 PM
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SOLO
304 posts
Also relevant: Add CHA to all combat rolls.
You're too sexy to fight without getting 'distracted.'
By TalonCzar at Oct 16, 2020, 12:07 PM
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LEGEND
949 posts
Female PC's should have a chance to not be satisfied when entering the laid command which revokes bonuses and just makes them sweaty/smelly.
By ReeferMadness at Oct 16, 2020, 12:07 PM
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LEGEND
2,059 posts
By villa at Oct 16, 2020, 12:08 PM
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GATO
595 posts
Make bikes wieldable as a weapon, but only if you're the fourth chairman of the Dojima clan using Beast style.
By NyanChicken at Oct 16, 2020, 12:10 PM
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BAKALAKA
135 posts
Weed doesn't give you full benefits unless you have a couch, two unemployed friends and junkfood on hand.
By TalonCzar at Oct 16, 2020, 12:10 PM
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LEGEND
949 posts
secret 'win' command to instantly max out your UE
By Baguette at Oct 16, 2020, 12:12 PM
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SOLO
355 posts
Corpies should get a flat pay raise amount for every rival corporation member or mixer they execute on corporate sovereign soil.
By TalonCzar at Oct 16, 2020, 12:12 PM
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LEGEND
949 posts
secret 'lose' command to instakill yourself
By NyanChicken at Oct 16, 2020, 12:13 PM
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BAKALAKA
135 posts
let deckers hack studdlies to give people a raging hardon in public
By Baguette at Oct 16, 2020, 12:13 PM
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SOLO
355 posts
When your character passes a certain threshold of drunkenness, they have a chance to say out loud or on public SIC anything they try to say on a key or private SIC.
By Taoimean at Oct 16, 2020, 12:14 PM
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SPLATJOB
36 posts
Add actual express legs to the game.
By TalonCzar at Oct 16, 2020, 12:14 PM
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LEGEND
949 posts
'laid' command starts a two hour long script with contextual %variables
By HolyChrome at Oct 16, 2020, 12:14 PM
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LEGEND
952 posts
a command to force people into the suicide booth
By Stiza13 at Oct 16, 2020, 12:15 PM
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BATA
248 posts
add 'xtoothirsty' command to delete me from ooc chat
By NyanChicken at Oct 16, 2020, 12:15 PM
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BAKALAKA
135 posts
players have to write 'breathe in' and 'breathe out' commands every few seconds in order to deter idling or else their character chokes to death
By Baguette at Oct 16, 2020, 12:16 PM
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SOLO
355 posts
Slow genetic damage from living in a radioactive wasteland shithole.
Takes Genetek doing everything they can to clone you after 3-4 years.
By TalonCzar at Oct 16, 2020, 12:17 PM
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949 posts
Players have to buy water every day, or drink from puddles to quench thirst.
Players are required to buy food, or will start to get starvation penalties.
By NoNova at Oct 16, 2020, 12:18 PM
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WAGE SLAVE
23 posts
Public Gloryhole booths for ERP addicts on Sinn Street that are suspiciously placed next to the suicide booth.
By ReeferMadness at Oct 16, 2020, 12:19 PM
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2,059 posts
By ynk at Oct 16, 2020, 12:19 PM
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All jobs replaced by the gig economy. No one is employed. Every corp and service just has an SHI-style 'scanin' on the wall.
By Taoimean at Oct 16, 2020, 12:19 PM
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SPLATJOB
36 posts
pee on x command
stiza this is for you
By NyanChicken at Oct 16, 2020, 12:21 PM
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BAKALAKA
135 posts
The ability to hack the sensenet terminal that been driving me insane for 15+ years.
By ReeferMadness at Oct 16, 2020, 12:21 PM
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2,059 posts
Making a funny thread so everyone spams the forums none stop and I have to turn off my notifications again.

Also, chainsaw nunchucks for martial arts as cyber weapon plz and you can dual wield two at the time obviously.
By GhostInTheMachine at Oct 16, 2020, 12:22 PM
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BATA
253 posts
secret unlock for obsessive Artificial Intelligence controlling auto-turret protection if you are in New Rose Hotel and enter movement string:
go up down up down east west east
By Lena at Oct 16, 2020, 12:22 PM
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GATO
534 posts
Replace all of NLM's programming with shows from Idiocracy.
"Ow my balls!" on repeat on 420, 24x7
By TalonCzar at Oct 16, 2020, 12:22 PM
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LEGEND
949 posts
Corpies should get a flat pay raise amount for every rival corporation member or mixer they execute on corporate sovereign soil.
This but unironically.
By 0x1mm at Oct 16, 2020, 12:23 PM
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2,859 posts
By Taoimean at Oct 16, 2020, 12:24 PM
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SPLATJOB
36 posts
Instead of locking doors and putting cover charges on bars - use crowd size to prevent viewing of PC's in the room and have an extremely high chance of hitting a NPC bystander when sniping into those places.
By ReeferMadness at Oct 16, 2020, 12:26 PM
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Here's a few:
Simulate all bodily functions.
Discrimination in the corporate pay schedules, but based on how baseline human you are.
Finalizing clothing without pronoun switches instantly kills you.
%Chance to get pregnant every time you use fucked with the right partner, alternatively, every time you ride a chex, visit the Orifice or sleep in a cube/coffin.
Making all jobs require you to input a verb every 5 minutes for 8 hours a day to get paid.
Fire all corporates and deport them to the mix, hire all mixers to corporate jobs- no dress code or code of conduct required.
Eating traditional mixer food makes your character fat as fuck, diabetic.
Make people actually follow PDS prompts, and if they don't, allow staff to puppet them and do whatever the fuck they want for the next 15 minutes. :rofl:
By TalonCzar at Oct 16, 2020, 12:35 PM
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LEGEND
949 posts
Doggy Xo.
Doggy side-cars.

Pet combat!
By 0x1mm at Oct 16, 2020, 12:43 PM
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LEGEND
2,859 posts
A monument to Henry Rollins, the greatest Sindome player of all time.
By ReeferMadness at Oct 16, 2020, 12:44 PM
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LEGEND
2,059 posts
A "Shit" command that you can use to shit which will drop a "Tiny pile of poop" on the floor.
Every "Shit" in a room grows the pre-existing poop to a "Small pile of poop." > "Pile of poop." > "Large pile of poop." > "Giant pile of poop." to then > "Gigantic pile of poop."
The only way to remove said poop is by someone coming in and eating it.
By Mench at Oct 16, 2020, 12:48 PM
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JUSTICE
378 posts
A random day each week, each individual gang in the city has godlike stats and necksnaps anyone not code protected who fucks with them. There's absolutely no indicator for what gang and when.
By TalonCzar at Oct 16, 2020, 12:49 PM
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949 posts
Release a new progia model every 6 months and making the older models stop working so that people are force to buy the new ones, oh and the charger and battery are sold separately.
By GhostInTheMachine at Oct 16, 2020, 1:01 PM
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BATA
253 posts
That's too dystopian even for Withmore. ;)
Allow double-sleeving and have clones of yourself that follow you like gangers do.
By svetlana at Oct 16, 2020, 1:03 PM
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GATO
555 posts
Tiny angelic version of you and the demon smoking a cigar now have stats and are each controlled by a different GM. They will engage in combat across your shoulders whenever you have a thought, and only the winner may advise you.
By Rhicora at Oct 16, 2020, 1:06 PM
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SOLO
304 posts
One day a year staff runs an event that's 1:1 copied from 'The Purge.'
Crates of random weapons and crowbars are parachute-dropped into the mix by the WJF, the Hall of Justice shutters down like a bunker and all mixers get 24 hours to pillage, pop doors and loot and burn as many corporate citizens as they like.
The next day is a day of rest, all of WCS restores the city and the crime rate statistics in the dome drop by 20% for the rest of the year. Nobody talks about the event of purge night publicly.
By TalonCzar at Oct 16, 2020, 1:10 PM
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LEGEND
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@TalonCzar Actually that is a real thing, never heard of 'Rampage' ?
By GhostInTheMachine at Oct 16, 2020, 2:43 PM
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BATA
253 posts
Rampage isn't IC though; TalonCzar's idea would have real in-game consequences!
By svetlana at Oct 16, 2020, 2:44 PM
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GATO
555 posts
Allow unlimited number of riders to mount a motorcycle. Once in motion, every speed change or turn requires an agility stat check and if anyone fails they and whoever else mounted after them are violently thrown from the vehicle.
By Lena at Oct 16, 2020, 6:07 PM
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GATO
534 posts
The HonkaMitsu ClownCar skids around the corner at high speed!
By Rhicora at Oct 16, 2020, 11:41 PM
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SOLO
304 posts
A new melee weapon called Mr. Socko that's a porn puppet and also a dirty gym sock.
By ReeferMadness at Oct 17, 2020, 12:17 AM
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LEGEND
2,059 posts
Cosmetic cash shop and loot boxes for pets, mounts, additional shortdescs, emotes, etc. Mixers black-bagged by CorpSec and forced to run a Hard Target/Most Dangerous Game style deathhunt on live teevee.
By Crooknose at Oct 17, 2020, 3:55 AM
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GATO
572 posts
New pay-as-you-go tier for donors, with an enticing menu of gear, chyen bundles and favors-owed, powered by Paypal.
By beandip at Oct 17, 2020, 10:15 AM
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LEGEND
747 posts
A new NPC animal, Bodega Cat, limited to Lucky Dragon and Uncle Sungh's this cat loafs around all day, meowing occasionally, and wandering off after receiving pets. MEOW!
By ReeferMadness at Oct 18, 2020, 11:58 PM
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2,059 posts
A command to temporarily become omniscient and see all the activity on the game for 10 minutes. In return, your eyes melt from your sockets and your brain turns to mush from witnessing so many horrors and ERP at once.
By Napoleon at Oct 19, 2020, 12:19 AM
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BAKALAKA
132 posts
Make it so that licking people gives you a message describing how they taste akin to when you taste food.
By NyanChicken at Oct 19, 2020, 8:40 AM
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BAKALAKA
135 posts
A WJF lost and found trunk for good citizens to return lost belongings to :)
By HolyChrome at Oct 21, 2020, 8:27 AM
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LEGEND
952 posts
A taco cannon, You sic it, and it automatically takes some chy from your bank account, and shoots a taco at you, if you're inside it hits the building and hits the ground. If you're outside you have to use the catch command or it causes ballistic damage like getting shot with gun.
By Majere_Draven at Oct 21, 2020, 8:45 AM
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SPLATJOB
69 posts
Eating any of Red's MysteryMeatMealz™ such as rat or dogmeat has a chance of giving your character all kinds of gnarly GI diseases.
Crashing a motorcycle without a helmet on should have a high chance of outright killing you.
WJF NPC's should confiscate your crates if you're gross topside. 'Sensory Assault' listed as a new crime.
Crate givers tell you to go stuff yourself after being in the dome for a few months.
By TalonCzar at Oct 21, 2020, 9:00 AM
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LEGEND
949 posts
"Stop" could use more functionality. Recommend adding "stop grapplers", "stop attackers", and "stop dying".
These will all be charisma checks.
By ynk at Oct 21, 2020, 11:01 AM
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1,097 posts
Replace all character build descriptors with 'Average" and all shortdescs as "Dickhead."
look
You see eleven average dickheads here.
By TalonCzar at Oct 26, 2020, 4:35 PM
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LEGEND
949 posts
New brawling style called discombobulate.
There is only one attack message and it always hits the head:
You smash your fists on the side of JoeBaka's head, saying "Discombobulate." (JoeBaka being the target)
The attack cannot be dodged and is not affected by any armor. When a player gets hit with an attack they get a new status effect called discombobulated which is the exact same as being unconscious except they can still see what's going on around them.
If a discombobulating attack kills a player the player is then discombobulated irl.
By NyanChicken at Nov 4, 2020, 4:12 AM
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BAKALAKA
135 posts
SMG attacks should do the same amount of damage as their Pistol or Rifle counterpoint per shot.
Logically speaking, each bullet is hitting the opponent, so an SMG on burst or full auto should be doing 3x to 5x more damage than a Pistol or Rifle equivalent.
By HolyChrome at Nov 17, 2020, 5:52 PM
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LEGEND
952 posts
Solid Fuel One-Use Rockets Boosters that can be installed by a daring mechanic on ANY vehicle.
Chance of catastrophic failure based on both mechanics and operators skills.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y92NgQxg8BQ
By ReeferMadness at Nov 17, 2020, 6:36 PM
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LEGEND
2,059 posts
Ha, I was about to respond to one of these but.
Jokes.
By beandip at Nov 18, 2020, 10:23 AM
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LEGEND
747 posts
replace chargen with this

By HolyChrome at Nov 19, 2020, 1:33 PM
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LEGEND
952 posts
Enforce [CROWDED] tags by making any skill checks against a player require a 1/10000 check to see if it affects the right person. Enforced ambient population!
Side bonus, combat is now much slower for people with bad reaction times.
By BlazingCoconut at Nov 19, 2020, 7:29 PM
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BATA
218 posts
Need driver support to synchronize the moosex with a fleshlight launch or lovense.
By bitMuse at Nov 19, 2020, 7:33 PM
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SPLATJOB
40 posts
@TalonCzar
OK but hear me out!
A sex skill could influence the bonuses gotten from someone typing laid in the same room as them.
This could cause issues with public masturbation but I imagine that'd be dealt with ICly just fine, just add something noticable to other people in the room.
But yeah, then joys would be codedly better/worse than one another with prices to match and characters played by people who don't want to erp could still hire them for the bonuses and fade to black.
Because you know, everyone's not horny enough as it is.
By goblinfemme at Nov 19, 2020, 9:21 PM
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SPLATJOB
53 posts
Oh I forgot one other.
Please label player factions. Ideally this would be a shout out as someone enters into a room. This would make the game significantly easier for new players.
By BlazingCoconut at Nov 21, 2020, 11:09 AM
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BATA
218 posts
Premium SIC aliases that auto-change depending on the key you're using. Never accidentally talk to $mugglingring on your NeoTrans alias again!
By Taoimean at Nov 24, 2020, 8:22 PM
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SPLATJOB
36 posts
Wear wigs and contacts for the fashion of it. They're SUPPOSED to stand out.
Disguised Donny walks in from the out.
By beandip at Nov 25, 2020, 11:42 AM
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LEGEND
747 posts
Please tag all disguised characters names with [DISGUISE!] so we know not to meta them.
We can't be expected not to meta if we don't know what's meta.
By HolyChrome at Nov 25, 2020, 11:44 AM
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LEGEND
952 posts
Replace all character names with a unique 16 digit hex code that changes weekly.
On the same note, remove short descriptions, and disable 'glance '.
Cause legitimately typed cc's to be replaced with cr or cm based on a % chance influenced by the character's luck AND if they're relying on it.
Characters with high enough luck have a chance in combat for their opponent to drop dead of a heart attack/be struck by lightning/etc.
GMs should utilize the angel/devil thought system more often during moosex.
By goblinfemme at Nov 25, 2020, 11:33 PM
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SPLATJOB
53 posts
I think would be super amusing if the least expensive vehicle in the game was calibrated so that it's cooling was only good enough to keep it cool at the temperature it is when it rains on red. If it's any warmer than that, like when the sun is shining, the vehicle starts overheating.
Given how rarely the sun is out, I think it would take people a while to realize the correlation between it not raining and their cheap vehicle overheating.
By Hek at Dec 5, 2020, 8:36 PM
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LEGEND
1,166 posts
In order to support
Require Nakeds When Disguised, idea:
@service-request for @naked changes.
By beandip at Dec 8, 2020, 9:15 AM
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LEGEND
747 posts
Crates but for terrorism. High payout automated terrorism jobs where you're issued an explosive that only detonates when in the location you've been asked to run it too.
Payment is bank transferred automatically after success.
Chyen bonuses for damaging/involving other PC's with your act of terrorism.
PC's can also bounty specific targets with higher grades of explosives and payouts for *specific* time slots.
Impacts faction score with corporations and others as expected.
By ReeferMadness at Dec 14, 2020, 4:09 PM
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LEGEND
2,059 posts
Automated cyberware installs with NPCs but first you have to call to make an appointment and speak to a robo-receptionist machine…
Receptionist: How may I help you?
You: I'd like to schedule an appointment for a cybereye install.
Receptionist: Great! Does three days from now work for you?
You: No. Do you have anything this evening?
Receptionist: How about next Monday at 4 AM?
You: Is that in 2 days or 9 days?
Receptionist: I've got you confirmed for then. Keep in mind there will be a 2,500c fee for a missed appointment.
You: Did you even get my name?
Receptionist: I'm sorry, is there something I can help you with?
You: When is my appointment?
Receptionist: Yes, I can help you schedule an appointment! What is it you'd like to have done?
*click*
By alittlelonger at Dec 17, 2020, 6:58 PM
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BATA
260 posts
Put ads on
help cyberware for better grades of chrome and nanos than what you currently have.
After cyberware tiers gets implemened, of course.
Or before, why not. Advertise the milspec stuff to people who can't acquire it.
By beandip at Dec 20, 2020, 5:39 AM
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LEGEND
747 posts
Allow cyberdocs to install frag grenades in place of noses.
By HolyChrome at Dec 21, 2020, 1:39 PM
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LEGEND
952 posts
Bug bounties!
Paid out in UE or chyen, whichever's more OP.
By beandip at Dec 27, 2020, 10:33 AM
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LEGEND
747 posts
Ground Vehicles left unattended in snowstorms must be dug out unless suitably equipped with snow tires and/or 4-wheel drive.
By ReeferMadness at Dec 28, 2020, 6:22 PM
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LEGEND
2,059 posts
Aeros hovering in snow storms turn the local weather into rain or fog instead of snow.
Also, aeros hovering in snow storms get rid of that "woman screaming" ambient desc, replacing it with something about the aero being too loud.
By Hek at Dec 28, 2020, 9:04 PM
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1,166 posts
Please put health bars over max UE characters and/or skulls by their names so lowbies and midbies know when there's a raid encounter.
By HolyChrome at Jan 3, 2021, 10:39 PM
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LEGEND
952 posts
New drug: Spanish Fly: Makes all PC/NPC's around you appear 2x as sexy. 1/100 chance of turning you into an insane half-fly splicer creature.
By ReeferMadness at Jan 6, 2021, 8:22 PM
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LEGEND
2,059 posts
New Drug:
Mexican BeeEffects: Makes all PC/NPC's around you appear 2x as sexy.
1/100 chance of turning you into an insane half-bee splicer creature.
By Hek at Jan 7, 2021, 12:25 PM
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LEGEND
1,166 posts
New Reminder:
If your @nakeds total word count is in excess of x words - you are informed that no one will ever read that shit.
By ReeferMadness at Jan 9, 2021, 7:49 AM
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LEGEND
2,059 posts
New Side Effect:
Corpse Cloning temporarily makes your skintone a shade paler for 1-3 weeks depending on endurance.
By ReeferMadness at Jan 16, 2021, 11:18 AM
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LEGEND
2,059 posts
Sex command. No more fade to black. Just input the command and it runs a series of scripts of you fuckin' someone.
By Stiza13 at Jan 16, 2021, 11:23 AM
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BATA
248 posts
@Stiza13's sex command but the script you get depends on your and your partner(s) charisma and artistry. If you fail the check you get the smell from laid but without the char and luck buffs.
By goblinfemme at Jan 18, 2021, 9:31 AM
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SPLATJOB
53 posts
Place a condom dispenser in every room its okay to have moosex in so there's no confusion.
By HolyChrome at Jan 19, 2021, 9:15 PM
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LEGEND
952 posts
Make thrown used condoms have a chance for causing an infection for anyone they hit.
By RedSteelButterfly at Jan 19, 2021, 11:42 PM
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GATO
562 posts
Be able to cut off other peoples faces.
And wear them on your brand new face slot.
By Nyarlabrothep at Jan 21, 2021, 6:07 PM
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NEWBIE
16 posts
Mess Dispersal Grenades, that explode in a room and spread various sorts and flavors of mess across the floors, walls, ceilings.
By Nyarlabrothep at Jan 23, 2021, 8:15 PM
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NEWBIE
16 posts
We need chemists to be able to make Space Lube to add to our fancy new coded janitor mop buckets.
Shoutout to all the SS13 nerds out there for how much utter chaos this causes. :D
By TalonCzar at Jan 25, 2021, 4:07 PM
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LEGEND
949 posts
By Rhea at Jan 26, 2021, 12:52 AM
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BATA
298 posts
Obscure instruments just to confuse people.
Like this fucker.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IvUU8joBb1Q
Props if the teases are threatening enough to inspire laughter.
By Rhea at Jan 26, 2021, 9:50 AM
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BATA
298 posts
Making people's sick kickflips require AGI and ARTISTRY skillchecks or they faceplant and take damage, BROOOOOOO.
By TalonCzar at Jan 26, 2021, 9:52 AM
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LEGEND
949 posts
Add a VR skate park that incorporates skillchecks to tally up 'points' for 'sweet grinds' 'airtime' and 'ollies' over a limited period of time.
Naturally, it'll have the finest selection of NEXUSKIDZ brand paunk rawk™ tracks playing in the background. There'll be a leaderboard posted publicly, and only the top three slot holders can hold the title of 'PRO SKATER.'
Additional kudos if you can throw sticks and board-bash your rivals on duo/trio leaderboards.
By TalonCzar at Jan 26, 2021, 9:57 AM
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LEGEND
949 posts
The ability to manual and go half speed at an additional difficulty level for the check. Meaning it's more likely to faceplant…
But if you're successful, you look damn cool.
By Rhea at Jan 26, 2021, 9:57 AM
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BATA
298 posts
Add a 'kickflip' command to skateboards. If you succeed you get a charisma bonus. If you fail you get injured on a scale of a small bruise to missing limb.
All wheelchairs come equipped with a minigun. Recoil counts as movement speed of 2 in a random direction.
By Varolokkur at Jan 26, 2021, 11:08 AM
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BATA
247 posts
Furniture/room_desc crafting, because the artistry command needs MOAR POWER!!!
Custom armour crafting because artists need MOAR POWER!!!
Artistry is not a diverse enough skillset. Being able to sculpt, sing and tailor off one skill is just the beginning. Artistry needs MOAR POWER!!!
By MongOfTheWeek at Jan 26, 2021, 9:51 PM
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BATA
208 posts
Flying aircraft, performing surgery, swimming, shooting, ducking, fleeing and emoting should all require passing artistry checks.
It's all art, if you think about it. #woke
ERP requires a artistry skill check to pass, otherwise the magic can't happen. Ducks
By TalonCzar at Jan 26, 2021, 9:56 PM
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LEGEND
949 posts
all male character must roll on the table below with their stats and skills capped according to each archetype

By HolyChrome at Jan 26, 2021, 10:04 PM
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LEGEND
952 posts
Replace the Wicks Furnace with a giant sausage-maker to bring in more city revenue
By Nyarlabrothep at Jan 26, 2021, 10:34 PM
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NEWBIE
16 posts
Replace the Wicks Furnace with a giant sausage-maker to bring in more city revenue
By Nyarlabrothep at Jan 26, 2021, 10:34 PM
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NEWBIE
16 posts
Replace RiotGear with a VR fighter game where you pick a character from presets and then play as them
By Ryuzaki4Days at Jan 27, 2021, 3:52 AM
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BATA
273 posts
By beandip at Feb 10, 2021, 8:28 AM
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LEGEND
747 posts
Raise the temperature inside crowded, sweaty nigtrclubs and port the dehydration code over.
By beandip at Feb 12, 2021, 7:46 AM
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LEGEND
747 posts
With the blood code, allow menses to be used to graffiti a room.
By alittlelonger at Feb 15, 2021, 1:54 AM
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BATA
260 posts
Delete all decking skills. Replace with Tamagotchi, Skateboarding and Card Shuffling.
Name the update Grid 4.0 ;)
By TalonCzar at Feb 17, 2021, 11:14 AM
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LEGEND
949 posts
Suggested this jokingly in xooc the other day.
Laid command as a roll. With Crit failure knocking you unconscious for several minutes with random bruises. Regular failure effects including pelvic bruising, exhaustion without benefits, a successful roll provides no real effect other than good messages. And a crit success provides the stat bonus'.
What would you roll for this? End+Coord+Charm+Heavy Weapons of course.
By Rhea at Feb 18, 2021, 7:21 AM
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BATA
298 posts
Shit Shrouds. Shrouds covered in shit that let you disguise yourself as a shitberg floating in the sewer.
By Nyarlabrothep at Mar 6, 2021, 11:13 PM
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NEWBIE
16 posts
Shrouds for cars and bikes.

By beandip at Mar 15, 2021, 8:33 AM
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LEGEND
747 posts
Replace all martial arts styles with dance styles.
Martial arts becomes elaborate dance battles. No more kicking your enemy, you just break dance furiously at them.
By Ryuzaki4Days at Mar 15, 2021, 10:36 AM
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BATA
273 posts
Capoiera still fucks people up, though.
By Cinder at Mar 18, 2021, 1:46 AM
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BATA
207 posts
Ballmer peak. Being a certain amount of drunk gives you a buff to decking-related checks, but go over and you can't deck for shit.
…actually wait no thats actually just a cool idea
By Baguette at Mar 20, 2021, 7:00 PM
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SOLO
355 posts
add a "stash flash" command to put all of your chyen in the first open and available wallet if you have one
By Shieldman at Apr 2, 2021, 3:55 PM
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NEWBIE
13 posts
Make Studdly Do-Wright detachable so you can leave it places, plant it on people, steal them, swap them with other models, etc.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byDiILrNbM4
By ReeferMadness at Jun 13, 2021, 11:24 AM
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LEGEND
2,059 posts
Add a "stash flash" command that puts all your chy into the nearest container. Include chutes and incinerators as possible containers,
By Majere_Draven at Jun 13, 2021, 11:27 AM
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SPLATJOB
69 posts
Pistol attachment for the student do right. Integrated trusight as default due to the standard issue laser sight on studdlies.
By MongOfTheWeek at Jun 15, 2021, 2:54 AM
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BATA
208 posts
Entry-level homemade explosive: Bag of Shit
Burns slowly and makes everyone in a 2-3 room radius smell like shit.
By ReeferMadness at Jun 15, 2021, 4:26 PM
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LEGEND
2,059 posts
Joke/notjoke
Some variety in the messes! I only ever see "bloody" ones but people do other messy things too.
Like, when smelling the wrong person or taking too much drugs.
A fresh pukey mess is here awaiting clean up.
By beandip at Jul 17, 2021, 6:59 PM
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LEGEND
747 posts
^^ Give me puke in a room like blood in a room
By Dawnshot at Jul 17, 2021, 7:01 PM
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STREET SAM
470 posts
Have
glance <person> show how wet a baka is.
Some of Baka's clothing has a few wet spots.
By beandip at Dec 20, 2021, 10:40 AM
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LEGEND
747 posts
Add combat to @tutorials.
By beandip at Jan 24, 2022, 10:03 AM
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LEGEND
747 posts
Add a "Three seashells" art installation to all rooms with bathroom in the name with exception to the Drome which will receive a perpetually empty toilet paper machine.
By ReeferMadness at Feb 1, 2022, 4:11 PM
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LEGEND
2,059 posts
With adequate trading skill, be able to get 32500 from pile.
By beandip at Feb 6, 2022, 1:27 PM
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LEGEND
747 posts
A JUGGLE command that allows you to throw an item into the air, catch it, and throw it into the air again if you succeed the appropriate checks.
By ReeferMadness at Feb 6, 2022, 8:49 PM
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LEGEND
2,059 posts
Using the /erect command with the Studdly-Do-Wright can be heard in adjacent rooms like velcro.
By ReeferMadness at Feb 8, 2022, 9:38 AM
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LEGEND
2,059 posts
Add a new language, Cromag.
It consists entirely of 'unga bungas', grunts and chest beating.
By TalonCzar at Mar 10, 2022, 6:40 AM
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LEGEND
949 posts
Rap battle mechanics, your "health" is calculated from your Charisma and Intelligence. If it runs out you break down into tears and pass out.
By Cinder at Mar 10, 2022, 6:41 AM
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BATA
207 posts
If you finish eating a slice of pizza, it creates a pizza crust item in your hand, which can be eaten, or thrown away like you're a fucking child
By Sulfurado at Mar 13, 2022, 8:36 AM
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SPLATJOB
58 posts
Make the NLM Television Guide grid node clickable. Pay for on-demand streaming with credchip or SIC cred.
By beandip at Mar 28, 2022, 8:13 PM
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LEGEND
747 posts
When buying a Labrador Retriever at RePet, integrate with the mess system so that when they "blow coat" you have to clean it up.
By beandip at Mar 29, 2022, 4:04 PM
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LEGEND
747 posts
Grab 's hair
If the target is bald, you palm their skull, if they have hair, you effectively grapple them.
While grabbing someone's hair, you can attack them and be attacked by them, but you only get to attack every other turn, because you're using one arm.
If the target is wearing a wig, you rip the wig off, but also briefly lose the ability to see the person you attacked, as you're distracted by the squid-ink like distraction of the wig.
By RedSteelButterfly at Apr 3, 2022, 6:41 PM
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GATO
562 posts
SK Morality Inhibitor Module
Replaces all shortdescs on people around you with INNOCENT if they are unarmed or not shouting, and THREAT in glowing red if armed or shouting. It also blurs their face naked to prevent any empathy from the user.
I identify as a threat, thank you very much. Also war crimes whomst?
By Dawnshot at Apr 5, 2022, 7:10 AM
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STREET SAM
470 posts
High enough artistry should let tailors strip someone without @trust.
But only tailors.
(See where I'm going with this?)
Performers, tattooers and muralists are expected to police themselves.
(Ahhhahahaaaa. Too far?Too far?)
By beandip at Apr 14, 2022, 11:43 AM
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LEGEND
747 posts
Cap-stone level Artists should be able to perform and produce the fabled brown note.
By ReeferMadness at Apr 30, 2022, 10:50 AM
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LEGEND
2,059 posts
@assign ue now requires you to spend UE to rank up your body parts.
Ass: Glorious
Schlong: Lacking
Booba: Astounding
Mustache: Gotdayum
Biceps: Puny
By TalonCzar at May 8, 2022, 11:50 AM
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LEGEND
949 posts
browse
Order by:
[0] Popular
[1] Rated
[2] Price low/high
[3] Price high/low
[4] Date added
(Edited by Mench at 4:24 pm on 6/28/2022)
By beandip at May 18, 2022, 9:46 PM
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LEGEND
747 posts
All gyro meat in the dome should be renamed to 'Mench meat.'
By TalonCzar at Jun 8, 2022, 9:50 AM
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LEGEND
949 posts
make thermal and night vision eye modules emit a splinter cell goggle noise every time you turn them on
https://youtu.be/TC0KTDMPx5E
By batko at Jun 8, 2022, 6:38 PM
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LEGEND
796 posts
This threat is for joke ideas… not actually cool ideas.
By CookieJarvis at Jun 8, 2022, 6:38 PM
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SPLATJOB
67 posts
From somewhere nearby you hear *speaking English* the shrill of a clown whizzer.
JoeGrub puts a thimble shaped metal bit to his lips, and lets'er rip! *[*WhiiiIIIZZZzzzz!*]*
By beandip at Jun 20, 2022, 8:18 PM
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LEGEND
747 posts
"Bad Dunie" Simesense Peripherals brought to you by TruColorz
By Nyarlabrothep at Jun 23, 2022, 8:47 PM
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NEWBIE
16 posts
Add a cup size stat. This give a charisma boost with an associated agility penalty. Add a new field to clothing that lets tailors dictate the bust specific description of the clothing item.
Cup size in descriptions will be enforced by staff.
By RedSteelButterfly at Jun 28, 2022, 11:35 AM
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GATO
562 posts
Replace cardinal directions in room exits with 'left', 'right' etc according to which direction you came from.
By beandip at Jun 28, 2022, 1:06 PM
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LEGEND
747 posts
A TERRA version of the Deliverator for moving prisoners that is an awful, awful thing that runs about effectively as a progia-3.
By ReeferMadness at Jun 28, 2022, 4:15 PM
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LEGEND
2,059 posts
Whenever you drink a liquid, there's a 2% chance you'll choke, drown, and die.
By Mench at Jun 28, 2022, 4:18 PM
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JUSTICE
378 posts
Driving in the badlands during the day has a chance to spawn a flying saucer that picks up your car and moves it somewhere else without your control.
By MirageGM at Jun 28, 2022, 4:20 PM
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MOD
802 posts
Mirage, this is a joke idea thread. We want joke ideas, that idea sounds pretty cool ngl.
By CookieJarvis at Jun 28, 2022, 4:21 PM
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SPLATJOB
67 posts
If you lose an eye, you only see half of everything.
Half a room name.
Half a description.
Half a name.
Half of everything.
By Mench at Aug 24, 2022, 8:55 AM
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JUSTICE
378 posts
If there's a puddle in a room and someone drives by at blazing speed, the ones with the lowest 'Luck' stat present get covered in puddle water from head to toe.
By Sadko at Aug 24, 2022, 8:59 AM
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WAGE SLAVE
21 posts
If you have low INT your chip randomly messes up your thoughts to grabbled messages. But you see it correct.
By Tulasam at Aug 24, 2022, 8:59 AM
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WAGE SLAVE
24 posts
Every 30 minutes you have a 20% chance to fart involuntarily.
Depending on your Strength, you have a chance to 'hold' the fart in, in which case, the next chance will increase by 10%.
If it succeeds and you fart, after holding it in previously, the fart will be louder, have a chance to make everyone throw up, and give everyone nearby a smell message.
By Mench at Aug 28, 2022, 2:14 PM
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JUSTICE
378 posts
Rush hour has a 50 percent chance to have an npc road rage brawl break out in the express tubes forcing you to stay stuck behind cars for another extra hour.
By KayZach at Sep 15, 2022, 8:29 AM
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WAGE SLAVE
30 posts
Add foot-traffic jams in Cordoba mall that you can use a 'wade through' verb to navigate. Angry shoppers getting squished and bonked around means they'll drop boatloads of valuable items.
Corporate citizens who wade in and clear the traffic jam get to reap the rewards of having a massive money dispenser that's off the automated income cap, and can compete to see who's the best at getting there first and directing traffic jams.
By TalonCzar at Jan 26, 2023, 11:38 AM
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LEGEND
949 posts
Mechanical Bulls that work similarly to weight lifting benches but have a chance to hurl you out of the bar if you fail critically.
By ReeferMadness at Mar 30, 2023, 6:19 PM
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LEGEND
2,059 posts
Folding chair melee weapon.
By 0x1mm at Aug 8, 2023, 9:20 PM
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LEGEND
2,859 posts

I agree.
By robotdogfighter at Aug 8, 2023, 9:22 PM
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BAKALAKA
134 posts
In addition to "emote loudly", there should also be "complain loudly", which causes your emotes and 'say's to also be sent to xhelp and @bug at the same time.
By Shieldman at Nov 20, 2023, 7:01 PM
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NEWBIE
13 posts
Wake up skill check that lets your character yawn and stretch, but starts a luck check based on when you last drank water. If you fail, you get a Charley horse
By Meat at Dec 13, 2023, 7:19 AM
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WAGE SLAVE
28 posts
Crafting explosives turns your @smell to having notes of gunpowder and ethicol.
By Reinhardt at Oct 10, 2024, 8:59 AM
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CHUMMER
169 posts
This is supposed to be joke ideas, that smell one is a good one :)
By Slither at Oct 11, 2024, 8:44 PM
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JUSTICE
5,158 posts
By Reinhardt at Oct 15, 2024, 7:15 PM
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CHUMMER
169 posts
Eating the heart of your enemy allows you to absorb their nanos.
By Quotient at Nov 17, 2024, 10:07 AM
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STREET SAM
454 posts
Eatuing the heart of your enemy allows you to absorb their UE!
By Veleth at Nov 17, 2024, 10:12 AM
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ACE KOOL
624 posts
Open a Chili's on Gold Sector.
By BigArg at Nov 26, 2024, 6:17 PM
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BAKALAKA
126 posts
Any time a ccom can't be delivered for any reason, such as the recipient not being on network, it is sent as a cmsg instead.
By F9DFCQ at Nov 30, 2024, 12:59 AM
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MOD
30 posts
additions to SIC in the style of the who command
what: a status of what you are doing
where: where everyone currently is
why: your current motivations
By Phexion at Dec 8, 2024, 4:26 PM
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SPLATJOB
50 posts
Withmore Depopulation Society blamed in surge of WCS Booth usage after it being found to have been rewired to include the option of Snu Snu.
By Risikio at Jan 10, 2025, 8:30 AM
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BATA
259 posts
By Risikio at Jan 27, 2025, 7:47 PM
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BATA
259 posts
Leaderboard at sensenet
With categories like: most amount of updates per clone, before vatting, most total this week, king of the pod today and group effort by corporation! Free updates excluded.
And the opposite - most ancient clones that are still alive and playing, see who lives on the edge!
By Aida at Feb 4, 2025, 12:40 PM
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STREET SAM
406 posts
I actually like this idea. >_>
By Reinhardt at Feb 4, 2025, 12:43 PM
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CHUMMER
169 posts
I realized that I honestly would like that in game as I was typing it out :P
Even makes biz sense, drives updates! Could hand rewards for top scorers and so on.
By Aida at Feb 4, 2025, 12:51 PM
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STREET SAM
406 posts
Post that in the ideas board, either it gets shot down, or… Who knows.
By Reinhardt at Feb 4, 2025, 12:52 PM
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CHUMMER
169 posts
Use of the @laid command has a 10% chance of triggering a status affect.
Upon application, a percentage of funds will be redirected each week from either your bank account or employment terminal's payment (whichever is higher). This is a stacking status affect that lasts 18 years, with the timer being refreshed on each application.
By Quotient at Feb 14, 2025, 3:37 PM
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STREET SAM
454 posts
Just 18 years?! What sort of kids you have that are independent at 18 :D
By Aida at Feb 14, 2025, 11:29 PM
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STREET SAM
406 posts
Add an endurance roll to the suicide booth that gives you a chance to survive.
By Necronex666 at Feb 20, 2025, 6:37 PM
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STREET SAM
476 posts
Would surviving the acid option allow you to @disguise-name?
By Mindhunter at Feb 20, 2025, 6:42 PM
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CHUMMER
171 posts
It should allow you to change your display name. Mutation like bonuses for each type of suicide booth execution you survive. If you survive getting shot in the head you suffer negative two levels of INT but don't take any damage from headshots until your next clone. Surviving the spike impalement should add 50% to your chance to dodge any attack on account of there being less.. surface area.
By Necronex666 at Feb 20, 2025, 6:46 PM
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STREET SAM
476 posts
Spring-loaded wrist hatchet chrome that has a 0.01% chance of the spring malfunctioning and both hands getting chopped off.
By zxq at Mar 3, 2025, 7:53 PM
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SPLATJOB
31 posts
Omamori items that have an 'open' verb that, if used, delete your clone.
By F9DFCQ at Mar 10, 2025, 7:35 PM
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MOD
30 posts
Sex lube for getting into all the right holes.
Apply to body to be able to get through small holes, also harder to grapple.
By Risikio at Mar 12, 2025, 5:59 AM
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BATA
259 posts
Put a display in each train station that shows how long until the next lev arrives, but make it just like real life (at least where I'm from. The sign should read: Mag-Lev arriving in 1 minute regardless of when it is actually arriving.
By Slither at May 2, 2025, 11:31 AM
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JUSTICE
5,158 posts
If your character falls asleep (AKA you log out), they drop anything they're holding. Including drinks.
By Emily at May 7, 2025, 8:30 PM
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CHUMMER
183 posts
If your character has too much coffee make it so they have to shit so bad that they auto-sprint to the drome no matter what is going on and spend 10 minutes stuck on the toilet.
By JMo at May 7, 2025, 8:33 PM
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STREET SAM
433 posts
Grid-Yelp reviews for bars/clubs.
Complete with star ratings and commentary.
By Mindhunter at May 10, 2025, 3:18 PM
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CHUMMER
171 posts
Instead of chyen, NPCs that accept items payout social lessons to teach the people turning items in that they can stop to talk with other PCs too. Loneliness decreases, but diseases spread sees a mark up.
By crashdown at May 27, 2025, 9:42 AM
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ACE KOOL
603 posts
An "AI, please summarise this Post" button on the BGBB.
By Mench at Jun 1, 2025, 2:57 PM
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JUSTICE
378 posts
Make the express tubes rearrange their layout every hour.
By Emily at Jun 7, 2025, 4:18 PM
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CHUMMER
183 posts
Add parking meters to Gold and Green that'll fine the owner 5-10k if overdue.
By Reinhardt at Jun 19, 2025, 11:13 AM
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CHUMMER
169 posts
I propose we remove the grapple system and replace it with the Charisma Combat System because it's more realistic.
Basic Mechanics:
→ Replace grapple skill checks with Charisma + Artistry rolls
→ Combat becomes a battle of wits, sass, and social dominance
→ Damage is dealt to the opponent's "ego" stat instead of health
→ When ego reaches 0, the target is "emotionally devastated" instead of unconscious
Combat Actions:
→ Devastating Compliment: "You look amazing! That must have taken so much courage to leave the house like that."
→ Passive Aggressive Strike: "Oh honey, bless your heart for trying."
→ Social Media Flex: Pull out your ProGia and start posting about your superior lifestyle
→ Name Drop Combo: Casually mention all your corporate connections
→ Fashion Critique: Point out every flaw in their outfit choice
→ Backhanded Encouragement: "You're so brave for attempting that look!"
Status Effects:
→ Mortified: -50% to all social interactions
→ Humiliated: Can't use SIC for 10 minutes
→ Socially Destroyed: Must hide in your cube for an hour
→ Clout Drained: Lose faction standing temporarily
Special Moves:
→ Corporate Namedrop Ultimate: "My friend at Saedor-Krupp says…"
→ Mixer Authenticity Check: "You're not even from the Mix, are you?"
→ Fashion Police Finisher: A devastating critique that leaves opponents questioning their entire wardrobe
Victory Conditions:
Instead of grappling someone unconscious, you make them so socially uncomfortable they just… leave and go moosex. The ultimate cyberpunk power move.
By Mench at Jul 23, 2025, 8:55 AM
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JUSTICE
378 posts
A slide from the top of the Ashlin Crown.
By Emily at Jul 26, 2025, 10:30 PM
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CHUMMER
183 posts
Noclone start: starts with 1/2 max UE, but cannot purchase clones.
By villa at Aug 8, 2025, 11:48 AM
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GATO
595 posts
Studdly DoRight Deluxe
Detachable
Able to be enhanced by arms techs.
Does not register as a weapon to security gates.
By Risikio at Sep 4, 2025, 7:38 PM
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BATA
259 posts
The city has decided to permanently disable SIC signal in all apartment and cubes in order to promote consumerism and spending money. Signal is now available only elsewhere.
By villa at Sep 6, 2025, 10:08 AM
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GATO
595 posts
AI start: You don't have a body, your can only take over others peoples for short periods.(you live in the sic signal.)
By Rillem at Sep 7, 2025, 6:15 PM
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CHUMMER
173 posts
i thought this was the joke ideas thread not the actually sick as hell ideas thread
By Baguette at Sep 7, 2025, 6:16 PM
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SOLO
355 posts
Typo-bait commands that just give a response to shame you:
woh -> Woahhhhh, dude.
i -> To your in you see 'ventory.
etc.
By ikunaut at Sep 14, 2025, 7:35 PM
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NEWBIE
11 posts