What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Academy, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Red Sector, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire Withmore Justice Force. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Grid? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the Dome and your SIC is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, Mixer. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Hall of Justice and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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Here's the thing. You said "a machete is a sword." Is it in the same family? Yes. No one's arguing that. As someone who is a long blade user, I am telling you, specifically, in all of the Mix, no one calls machetes swords. If you want to be "specific" like you said, then you shouldn't either. They're not the same thing. If you're saying "long blade weapon group" you're referring to the entire weapon group, which includes things from bokken to wakizashi to bolo machetes. So your reasoning for calling a machete a sword is because random people "call the bladed weapons swords?" Let's get hatchets and kuhkris in there, then, too. Also, calling someone a swordsman or a street sam, It's not one or the other, that's not how the Mix works. They're both. A machete is a machete and a member of the long blade group. But that's not what you said. You said a machete is a sword, which is not true unless you're okay with calling all members of the long blade group swords, which means you'd call bokken and bolo machetes swords, too. Which you said you don't. It's okay to just admit you're talking about Seven Ecks, you know?
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By Rangerkrauserat |0
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To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Sindome. The combat system is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of cyberpunk culture most of the game's content will go over a typical player’s head. There’s also the GMs nihilistic outlooks in regards to your character's life, which is deftly woven into your in-game characterization - your character's personal philosophy should draw heavily from CP literature such as Total Recall and Blade Runner, for instance. The GMs understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of this gameplay, to realize that it's not just cool- it says something deep about LIFE. As a consequence, people who dislike Sindome truly ARE idiots - of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humor in 's existential catchphrase , which itself is a cryptic reference to . I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Johnny’s genius wit unfolds itself on their web browsers and mobile device screens. What bakas.. how I pity them. 😂
And yes, by the way, i DO have a Sindome tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 fighting skill UE of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel chumbalumba 😎
Seymour says, "I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon."
Chalmers says, "Yeah."
Chalmers drops a bottle of Starsight Shiraz.
Seymour goes east.
Seymour says, "Oh, egads! My roast is ruined."
Seymour thinks . o O (But what if I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking? Delightfully devilish, Seymour.)
On the TV you see: [A cheesy chorus sings over a montage of ridiculous scenes from Skinner's life.] Skinner with his crazy explanations The superintendent's gonna need his medication When he hears Skinner's lame exaggerations There'll be trouble in town tonight!
From nearby you hear, "SEYMOUR!"
Seymour arrives from the window.
Chalmers arrives from the west.
Seymour says, "Superintendent, I was just- uh, just stretching my calves on the windowsill. Isometric exercise."
Seymour asks, "Care to join me?"
Chalmers asks, "Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Seymour?"
Seymour eyes his surroundings warily.
Seymour says, "Uh- Oh. That isn't smoke."
Seymour says, "It's steam. Steam from the steamed clams we're having."
Seymour rubs his stomach. "Mmm. Steamed clams."
Chalmers eyes Seymour warily.
Chalmers goes west.
Seymour sighs softly.
Seymour arrives from the east.
Seymour says, "Superintendent, I hope you're ready for mouthwatering hamburgers."
Seymour drops a hamburger.
Seymour drops a hamburger.
Seymour drops a hamburger.
Seymour drops a hamburger.
Seymour drops a french fries.
Seymour drops a french fries.
Chalmers says, "I thought we were having steamed clams."
Seymour laughs loudly.
Seymour says, "Oh, no. I said steamed -hams.-"
Seymour says, "That's what I call hamburgers."
Chalmers [to Seymour] You call hamburgers steamed hams?
Seymour says, "Yes. It's a…regional dialect."
Chalmers asks, "Ahuh. What region?"
Seymour says, "Uh, upstate New York."
Chalmers says, "Really. Well, I'm from Utica, and I've never heard anyone use the phrase 'steamed hams.'"
Seymour says, "Oh, not in Utica. No. It's an Albany expression."
Chalmers says, "I see."
Chalmers gets a hamburger.
Chalmers opens his mouth and takes a large bite of his hamburger.
Chalmers says, "You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Krusty Burger."
Seymour says, "Oh, no. Patented Skinner burgers. Old family recipe."
Chalmers [to Seymour] For steamed hams.
Seymour says, "Yes."
Chalmers says, "And you call them steamed hams despite the fact that they are obviously grilled."
Seymour eyes his surroundings warily.
Seymour says, "Ye- You know, the- One thing I should- - Excuse me for one second."
Chalmers [to Seymour] Of course.
Seymour goes east.
Seymour arrives from the east.
Seymour says, "Well, that was wonderful. A good time was had by all. I'm pooped."
Chalmers glances down at his gold Rolex.
Chalmers asks, "Yes. I should be- Good Lord! What is happening in there?"
Seymour says, "Aurora Borealis."
Chalmers stares blankly at Seymour.
Chalmers [to Seymour] Aurora Borealis
Chalmers [to Seymour] at this time of year
Chalmers [to Seymour] at this time of day
Chalmers [to Seymour] in this part of the country
Chalmers [to Seymour] localized entirely within your kitchen?
Seymour nods his head vigorously and says, "Yes."
Chalmers asks, May I see it?
Seymour shakes his head and says, "No."
From nearby you hear, "SEYMOUR. THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE."
Seymour shouts, "NO, MOTHER. IT'S JUST THE NORTHERN LIGHTS."
Chalmers stands from his seat at the table.
Chalmers says, "Well, Seymour, you are an odd fellow but I must say you steam a good ham."
Seymour pushes a button on the door leading out.
The door leading out swings open.
Chalmers goes out.
From nearby you hear, "HELP! HELP"
ps i hate myself for doing this
By Veraat |0
LEGEND1,349 posts
A valentine's card for your character's enemies, their succeeding line of clones, and their loved ones.
By Metekillotat |0
CHUMMER164 posts
Never forget.
By Veraat |0
LEGEND1,349 posts
The ferryman's number one problem:
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SPLATJOB31 posts
Explaining what Sindome is like to a normie:
(I'm so sorry)
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SOLO389 posts
Withmore's Cosmo Mag is kinda different.
By Supermarketat |0
SOLO389 posts
This image is all of us.
By Veraat |0
LEGEND1,349 posts
When you get dipped by a joygirl once
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CHUMMER152 posts
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CHUMMER152 posts
When you and your FluffyBunny crew decide to hire a solo….
When you put money in your wallet and then take a specific amount out of your wallet because you can't do simple math to figure out how much you needed to originally put your wallet
