Make typing any laid command drain all your fatigue.
By NyanChickenat |0
BAKALAKA135 posts
Make Fuck a skill to go with the fucked command. Add ERP advantages/disadvantages.
Fucking: +Godly
By TalonCzarat |0
LEGEND949 posts
Help File: key
Forwarded: key forwards to petty vengeance
KEY
The 'key' command can be used to run your keys down some baka's paintwork. You need to be holding a key or similar item. The effectiveness of this action may depend on your short blades skill and how angry your character is at the time.
key - Fucks up their car, but only a little bit.
By Rhicoraat |0
SOLO304 posts
Also relevant: Add CHA to all combat rolls.
You're too sexy to fight without getting 'distracted.'
By TalonCzarat |0
LEGEND949 posts
Female PC's should have a chance to not be satisfied when entering the laid command which revokes bonuses and just makes them sweaty/smelly.
When your character passes a certain threshold of drunkenness, they have a chance to say out loud or on public SIC anything they try to say on a key or private SIC.
By Taoimeanat |0
SPLATJOB37 posts
Add actual express legs to the game.
By TalonCzarat |0
LEGEND949 posts
'laid' command starts a two hour long script with contextual %variables
Making a funny thread so everyone spams the forums none stop and I have to turn off my notifications again.
Also, chainsaw nunchucks for martial arts as cyber weapon plz and you can dual wield two at the time obviously.
By GhostInTheMachineat |0
BATA253 posts
secret unlock for obsessive Artificial Intelligence controlling auto-turret protection if you are in New Rose Hotel and enter movement string:
go up down up down east west east
By Lenaat |0
GATO548 posts
Replace all of NLM's programming with shows from Idiocracy.
"Ow my balls!" on repeat on 420, 24x7
By TalonCzarat |0
LEGEND949 posts
Corpies should get a flat pay raise amount for every rival corporation member or mixer they execute on corporate sovereign soil.
This but unironically.
By 0x1mmat |0
LEGEND2,859 posts
Add bathrooms.
By Taoimeanat |0
SPLATJOB37 posts
Instead of locking doors and putting cover charges on bars - use crowd size to prevent viewing of PC's in the room and have an extremely high chance of hitting a NPC bystander when sniping into those places.
Discrimination in the corporate pay schedules, but based on how baseline human you are.
Finalizing clothing without pronoun switches instantly kills you.
%Chance to get pregnant every time you use fucked with the right partner, alternatively, every time you ride a chex, visit the Orifice or sleep in a cube/coffin.
Making all jobs require you to input a verb every 5 minutes for 8 hours a day to get paid.
Fire all corporates and deport them to the mix, hire all mixers to corporate jobs- no dress code or code of conduct required.
Eating traditional mixer food makes your character fat as fuck, diabetic.
Make people actually follow PDS prompts, and if they don't, allow staff to puppet them and do whatever the fuck they want for the next 15 minutes. :rofl:
By TalonCzarat |0
LEGEND949 posts
Doggy Xo.
Doggy side-cars.
Pet combat!
By 0x1mmat |0
LEGEND2,859 posts
A monument to Henry Rollins, the greatest Sindome player of all time.
A "Shit" command that you can use to shit which will drop a "Tiny pile of poop" on the floor.
Every "Shit" in a room grows the pre-existing poop to a "Small pile of poop." > "Pile of poop." > "Large pile of poop." > "Giant pile of poop." to then > "Gigantic pile of poop."
The only way to remove said poop is by someone coming in and eating it.
By Menchat |0
JUSTICE515 posts
A random day each week, each individual gang in the city has godlike stats and necksnaps anyone not code protected who fucks with them. There's absolutely no indicator for what gang and when.
By TalonCzarat |0
LEGEND949 posts
Release a new progia model every 6 months and making the older models stop working so that people are force to buy the new ones, oh and the charger and battery are sold separately.
By GhostInTheMachineat |0
BATA253 posts
That's too dystopian even for Withmore. ;)
Allow double-sleeving and have clones of yourself that follow you like gangers do.
Tiny angelic version of you and the demon smoking a cigar now have stats and are each controlled by a different GM. They will engage in combat across your shoulders whenever you have a thought, and only the winner may advise you.
By Rhicoraat |0
SOLO304 posts
One day a year staff runs an event that's 1:1 copied from 'The Purge.'
Crates of random weapons and crowbars are parachute-dropped into the mix by the WJF, the Hall of Justice shutters down like a bunker and all mixers get 24 hours to pillage, pop doors and loot and burn as many corporate citizens as they like.
The next day is a day of rest, all of WCS restores the city and the crime rate statistics in the dome drop by 20% for the rest of the year. Nobody talks about the event of purge night publicly.
By TalonCzarat |0
LEGEND949 posts
@TalonCzar Actually that is a real thing, never heard of 'Rampage' ?
By GhostInTheMachineat |0
BATA253 posts
Rampage isn't IC though; TalonCzar's idea would have real in-game consequences!
Allow unlimited number of riders to mount a motorcycle. Once in motion, every speed change or turn requires an agility stat check and if anyone fails they and whoever else mounted after them are violently thrown from the vehicle.
By Lenaat |0
GATO548 posts
The HonkaMitsu ClownCar skids around the corner at high speed!
By Rhicoraat |0
SOLO304 posts
A new melee weapon called Mr. Socko that's a porn puppet and also a dirty gym sock.
Cosmetic cash shop and loot boxes for pets, mounts, additional shortdescs, emotes, etc. Mixers black-bagged by CorpSec and forced to run a Hard Target/Most Dangerous Game style deathhunt on live teevee.
By Crooknoseat |0
ACE KOOL611 posts
New pay-as-you-go tier for donors, with an enticing menu of gear, chyen bundles and favors-owed, powered by Paypal.
By beandipat |0
LEGEND747 posts
A new NPC animal, Bodega Cat, limited to Lucky Dragon and Uncle Sungh's this cat loafs around all day, meowing occasionally, and wandering off after receiving pets. MEOW!
A command to temporarily become omniscient and see all the activity on the game for 10 minutes. In return, your eyes melt from your sockets and your brain turns to mush from witnessing so many horrors and ERP at once.
Make it so that licking people gives you a message describing how they taste akin to when you taste food.
By NyanChickenat |0
BAKALAKA135 posts
A WJF lost and found trunk for good citizens to return lost belongings to :)
By HolyChromeat |0
LEGEND952 posts
A taco cannon, You sic it, and it automatically takes some chy from your bank account, and shoots a taco at you, if you're inside it hits the building and hits the ground. If you're outside you have to use the catch command or it causes ballistic damage like getting shot with gun.
Eating any of Red's MysteryMeatMealz™ such as rat or dogmeat has a chance of giving your character all kinds of gnarly GI diseases.
Crashing a motorcycle without a helmet on should have a high chance of outright killing you.
WJF NPC's should confiscate your crates if you're gross topside. 'Sensory Assault' listed as a new crime.
Crate givers tell you to go stuff yourself after being in the dome for a few months.
By TalonCzarat |0
LEGEND949 posts
"Stop" could use more functionality. Recommend adding "stop grapplers", "stop attackers", and "stop dying".
These will all be charisma checks.
By ynkat |1
LEGEND1,097 posts
Replace all character build descriptors with 'Average" and all shortdescs as "Dickhead."
look
You see eleven average dickheads here.
By TalonCzarat |0
LEGEND949 posts
New brawling style called discombobulate.
There is only one attack message and it always hits the head:
You smash your fists on the side of JoeBaka's head, saying "Discombobulate." (JoeBaka being the target)
The attack cannot be dodged and is not affected by any armor. When a player gets hit with an attack they get a new status effect called discombobulated which is the exact same as being unconscious except they can still see what's going on around them.
If a discombobulating attack kills a player the player is then discombobulated irl.
By NyanChickenat |0
BAKALAKA135 posts
SMG attacks should do the same amount of damage as their Pistol or Rifle counterpoint per shot.
Logically speaking, each bullet is hitting the opponent, so an SMG on burst or full auto should be doing 3x to 5x more damage than a Pistol or Rifle equivalent.
By HolyChromeat |0
LEGEND952 posts
Solid Fuel One-Use Rockets Boosters that can be installed by a daring mechanic on ANY vehicle.
Chance of catastrophic failure based on both mechanics and operators skills.
Enforce [CROWDED] tags by making any skill checks against a player require a 1/10000 check to see if it affects the right person. Enforced ambient population!
Side bonus, combat is now much slower for people with bad reaction times.
By BlazingCoconutat |0
BATA218 posts
Need driver support to synchronize the moosex with a fleshlight launch or lovense.
By bitMuseat |0
SPLATJOB40 posts
@TalonCzar
OK but hear me out!
A sex skill could influence the bonuses gotten from someone typing laid in the same room as them.
This could cause issues with public masturbation but I imagine that'd be dealt with ICly just fine, just add something noticable to other people in the room.
But yeah, then joys would be codedly better/worse than one another with prices to match and characters played by people who don't want to erp could still hire them for the bonuses and fade to black.
Because you know, everyone's not horny enough as it is.
By goblinfemmeat |0
SPLATJOB53 posts
Oh I forgot one other.
Please label player factions. Ideally this would be a shout out as someone enters into a room. This would make the game significantly easier for new players.
By BlazingCoconutat |0
BATA218 posts
Premium SIC aliases that auto-change depending on the key you're using. Never accidentally talk to $mugglingring on your NeoTrans alias again!
By Taoimeanat |0
SPLATJOB37 posts
Wear wigs and contacts for the fashion of it. They're SUPPOSED to stand out.
Disguised Donny walks in from the out.
By beandipat |0
LEGEND747 posts
Please tag all disguised characters names with [DISGUISE!] so we know not to meta them.
We can't be expected not to meta if we don't know what's meta.
By HolyChromeat |0
LEGEND952 posts
Replace all character names with a unique 16 digit hex code that changes weekly.
On the same note, remove short descriptions, and disable 'glance '.
Cause legitimately typed cc's to be replaced with cr or cm based on a % chance influenced by the character's luck AND if they're relying on it.
Characters with high enough luck have a chance in combat for their opponent to drop dead of a heart attack/be struck by lightning/etc.
GMs should utilize the angel/devil thought system more often during moosex.
By goblinfemmeat |1
SPLATJOB53 posts
I think would be super amusing if the least expensive vehicle in the game was calibrated so that it's cooling was only good enough to keep it cool at the temperature it is when it rains on red. If it's any warmer than that, like when the sun is shining, the vehicle starts overheating.
Given how rarely the sun is out, I think it would take people a while to realize the correlation between it not raining and their cheap vehicle overheating.
Crates but for terrorism. High payout automated terrorism jobs where you're issued an explosive that only detonates when in the location you've been asked to run it too.
Payment is bank transferred automatically after success.
Chyen bonuses for damaging/involving other PC's with your act of terrorism.
PC's can also bounty specific targets with higher grades of explosives and payouts for *specific* time slots.
Impacts faction score with corporations and others as expected.
@Stiza13's sex command but the script you get depends on your and your partner(s) charisma and artistry. If you fail the check you get the smell from laid but without the char and luck buffs.
By goblinfemmeat |1
SPLATJOB53 posts
Place a condom dispenser in every room its okay to have moosex in so there's no confusion.
By HolyChromeat |0
LEGEND952 posts
Make thrown used condoms have a chance for causing an infection for anyone they hit.
By RedSteelButterflyat |0
GATO562 posts
Be able to cut off other peoples faces.
And wear them on your brand new face slot.
By Nyarlabrothepat |0
NEWBIE16 posts
Mess Dispersal Grenades, that explode in a room and spread various sorts and flavors of mess across the floors, walls, ceilings.
By Nyarlabrothepat |0
NEWBIE16 posts
We need chemists to be able to make Space Lube to add to our fancy new coded janitor mop buckets.
Shoutout to all the SS13 nerds out there for how much utter chaos this causes. :D
Props if the teases are threatening enough to inspire laughter.
By Rheaat |0
BATA298 posts
Making people's sick kickflips require AGI and ARTISTRY skillchecks or they faceplant and take damage, BROOOOOOO.
By TalonCzarat |0
LEGEND949 posts
Add a VR skate park that incorporates skillchecks to tally up 'points' for 'sweet grinds' 'airtime' and 'ollies' over a limited period of time.
Naturally, it'll have the finest selection of NEXUSKIDZ brand paunk rawk™ tracks playing in the background. There'll be a leaderboard posted publicly, and only the top three slot holders can hold the title of 'PRO SKATER.'
Additional kudos if you can throw sticks and board-bash your rivals on duo/trio leaderboards.
By TalonCzarat |0
LEGEND949 posts
The ability to manual and go half speed at an additional difficulty level for the check. Meaning it's more likely to faceplant…
But if you're successful, you look damn cool.
By Rheaat |0
BATA298 posts
Add a 'kickflip' command to skateboards. If you succeed you get a charisma bonus. If you fail you get injured on a scale of a small bruise to missing limb.
All wheelchairs come equipped with a minigun. Recoil counts as movement speed of 2 in a random direction.
Flying aircraft, performing surgery, swimming, shooting, ducking, fleeing and emoting should all require passing artistry checks.
It's all art, if you think about it. #woke
ERP requires a artistry skill check to pass, otherwise the magic can't happen. Ducks
By TalonCzarat |0
LEGEND949 posts
all male character must roll on the table below with their stats and skills capped according to each archetype
By HolyChromeat |1
LEGEND952 posts
Replace the Wicks Furnace with a giant sausage-maker to bring in more city revenue
By Nyarlabrothepat |0
NEWBIE16 posts
Replace the Wicks Furnace with a giant sausage-maker to bring in more city revenue
By Nyarlabrothepat |0
NEWBIE16 posts
Replace RiotGear with a VR fighter game where you pick a character from presets and then play as them
By Ryuzaki4Daysat |0
BATA273 posts
Glory holes
By beandipat |0
LEGEND747 posts
Raise the temperature inside crowded, sweaty nigtrclubs and port the dehydration code over.
By beandipat |0
LEGEND747 posts
With the blood code, allow menses to be used to graffiti a room.
By alittlelongerat |0
BATA260 posts
Delete all decking skills. Replace with Tamagotchi, Skateboarding and Card Shuffling.
Name the update Grid 4.0 ;)
By TalonCzarat |0
LEGEND949 posts
Suggested this jokingly in xooc the other day.
Laid command as a roll. With Crit failure knocking you unconscious for several minutes with random bruises. Regular failure effects including pelvic bruising, exhaustion without benefits, a successful roll provides no real effect other than good messages. And a crit success provides the stat bonus'.
What would you roll for this? End+Coord+Charm+Heavy Weapons of course.
By Rheaat |0
BATA298 posts
Shit Shrouds. Shrouds covered in shit that let you disguise yourself as a shitberg floating in the sewer.
By Nyarlabrothepat |0
NEWBIE16 posts
Shrouds for cars and bikes.
By beandipat |0
LEGEND747 posts
Replace all martial arts styles with dance styles.
Martial arts becomes elaborate dance battles. No more kicking your enemy, you just break dance furiously at them.
By Ryuzaki4Daysat |1
BATA273 posts
Capoiera still fucks people up, though.
By Cinderat |0
BATA207 posts
Ballmer peak. Being a certain amount of drunk gives you a buff to decking-related checks, but go over and you can't deck for shit.
Add a "Three seashells" art installation to all rooms with bathroom in the name with exception to the Drome which will receive a perpetually empty toilet paper machine.
It consists entirely of 'unga bungas', grunts and chest beating.
By TalonCzarat |0
LEGEND949 posts
Rap battle mechanics, your "health" is calculated from your Charisma and Intelligence. If it runs out you break down into tears and pass out.
By Cinderat |1
BATA207 posts
If you finish eating a slice of pizza, it creates a pizza crust item in your hand, which can be eaten, or thrown away like you're a fucking child
By Sulfuradoat |0
SPLATJOB65 posts
Make the NLM Television Guide grid node clickable. Pay for on-demand streaming with credchip or SIC cred.
By beandipat |0
LEGEND747 posts
When buying a Labrador Retriever at RePet, integrate with the mess system so that when they "blow coat" you have to clean it up.
By beandipat |0
LEGEND747 posts
Grab 's hair
If the target is bald, you palm their skull, if they have hair, you effectively grapple them.
While grabbing someone's hair, you can attack them and be attacked by them, but you only get to attack every other turn, because you're using one arm.
If the target is wearing a wig, you rip the wig off, but also briefly lose the ability to see the person you attacked, as you're distracted by the squid-ink like distraction of the wig.
By RedSteelButterflyat |0
GATO562 posts
SK Morality Inhibitor Module
Replaces all shortdescs on people around you with INNOCENT if they are unarmed or not shouting, and THREAT in glowing red if armed or shouting. It also blurs their face naked to prevent any empathy from the user.
I identify as a threat, thank you very much. Also war crimes whomst?
@assign ue now requires you to spend UE to rank up your body parts.
Ass: Glorious
Schlong: Lacking
Booba: Astounding
Mustache: Gotdayum
Biceps: Puny
By TalonCzarat |1
LEGEND949 posts
browse
Order by:
[0] Popular
[1] Rated
[2] Price low/high
[3] Price high/low
[4] Date added
(Edited by Mench at 4:24 pm on 6/28/2022)
By beandipat |0
LEGEND747 posts
All gyro meat in the dome should be renamed to 'Mench meat.'
By TalonCzarat |0
LEGEND949 posts
make thermal and night vision eye modules emit a splinter cell goggle noise every time you turn them on
https://youtu.be/TC0KTDMPx5E
By batkoat |0
LEGEND796 posts
This threat is for joke ideas… not actually cool ideas.
By CookieJarvisat |0
SPLATJOB67 posts
From somewhere nearby you hear *speaking English* the shrill of a clown whizzer.
JoeGrub puts a thimble shaped metal bit to his lips, and lets'er rip! *[*WhiiiIIIZZZzzzz!*]*
By beandipat |0
LEGEND747 posts
"Bad Dunie" Simesense Peripherals brought to you by TruColorz
By Nyarlabrothepat |0
NEWBIE16 posts
Add a cup size stat. This give a charisma boost with an associated agility penalty. Add a new field to clothing that lets tailors dictate the bust specific description of the clothing item.
Cup size in descriptions will be enforced by staff.
By RedSteelButterflyat |0
GATO562 posts
Replace cardinal directions in room exits with 'left', 'right' etc according to which direction you came from.
By beandipat |0
LEGEND747 posts
A TERRA version of the Deliverator for moving prisoners that is an awful, awful thing that runs about effectively as a progia-3.
Whenever you drink a liquid, there's a 2% chance you'll choke, drown, and die.
By Menchat |0
JUSTICE515 posts
Driving in the badlands during the day has a chance to spawn a flying saucer that picks up your car and moves it somewhere else without your control.
By MirageGMat |0
LEGEND802 posts
Mirage, this is a joke idea thread. We want joke ideas, that idea sounds pretty cool ngl.
By CookieJarvisat |0
SPLATJOB67 posts
If you lose an eye, you only see half of everything.
Half a room name.
Half a description.
Half a name.
Half of everything.
By Menchat |0
JUSTICE515 posts
If there's a puddle in a room and someone drives by at blazing speed, the ones with the lowest 'Luck' stat present get covered in puddle water from head to toe.
By Sadkoat |0
WAGE SLAVE21 posts
If you have low INT your chip randomly messes up your thoughts to grabbled messages. But you see it correct.
By Tulasamat |0
WAGE SLAVE24 posts
Every 30 minutes you have a 20% chance to fart involuntarily.
Depending on your Strength, you have a chance to 'hold' the fart in, in which case, the next chance will increase by 10%.
If it succeeds and you fart, after holding it in previously, the fart will be louder, have a chance to make everyone throw up, and give everyone nearby a smell message.
By Menchat |0
JUSTICE515 posts
Rush hour has a 50 percent chance to have an npc road rage brawl break out in the express tubes forcing you to stay stuck behind cars for another extra hour.
Add foot-traffic jams in Cordoba mall that you can use a 'wade through' verb to navigate. Angry shoppers getting squished and bonked around means they'll drop boatloads of valuable items.
Corporate citizens who wade in and clear the traffic jam get to reap the rewards of having a massive money dispenser that's off the automated income cap, and can compete to see who's the best at getting there first and directing traffic jams.
By TalonCzarat |0
LEGEND949 posts
Mechanical Bulls that work similarly to weight lifting benches but have a chance to hurl you out of the bar if you fail critically.
In addition to "emote loudly", there should also be "complain loudly", which causes your emotes and 'say's to also be sent to xhelp and @bug at the same time.
Wake up skill check that lets your character yawn and stretch, but starts a luck check based on when you last drank water. If you fail, you get a Charley horse
By Meatat |0
WAGE SLAVE28 posts
Crafting explosives turns your @smell to having notes of gunpowder and ethicol.
Withmore Depopulation Society blamed in surge of WCS Booth usage after it being found to have been rewired to include the option of Snu Snu.
By Risikioat |0
SOLO306 posts
By Risikioat |0
SOLO306 posts
Leaderboard at sensenet
With categories like: most amount of updates per clone, before vatting, most total this week, king of the pod today and group effort by corporation! Free updates excluded.
And the opposite - most ancient clones that are still alive and playing, see who lives on the edge!
Use of the @laid command has a 10% chance of triggering a status affect.
Upon application, a percentage of funds will be redirected each week from either your bank account or employment terminal's payment (whichever is higher). This is a stacking status affect that lasts 18 years, with the timer being refreshed on each application.
By Quotientat |0
STREET SAM458 posts
Just 18 years?! What sort of kids you have that are independent at 18 :D
By Aidaat |0
STREET SAM406 posts
Add an endurance roll to the suicide booth that gives you a chance to survive.
By Necronex666at |2
GATO503 posts
Would surviving the acid option allow you to @disguise-name?
By Mindhunterat |0
STREET SAM403 posts
It should allow you to change your display name. Mutation like bonuses for each type of suicide booth execution you survive. If you survive getting shot in the head you suffer negative two levels of INT but don't take any damage from headshots until your next clone. Surviving the spike impalement should add 50% to your chance to dodge any attack on account of there being less.. surface area.
By Necronex666at |0
GATO503 posts
Spring-loaded wrist hatchet chrome that has a 0.01% chance of the spring malfunctioning and both hands getting chopped off.
By zxqat |0
BAKALAKA117 posts
Omamori items that have an 'open' verb that, if used, delete your clone.
Apply to body to be able to get through small holes, also harder to grapple.
By Risikioat |0
SOLO306 posts
Put a display in each train station that shows how long until the next lev arrives, but make it just like real life (at least where I'm from. The sign should read: Mag-Lev arriving in 1 minute regardless of when it is actually arriving.
If your character falls asleep (AKA you log out), they drop anything they're holding. Including drinks.
By Emilyat |0
CHUMMER183 posts
If your character has too much coffee make it so they have to shit so bad that they auto-sprint to the drome no matter what is going on and spend 10 minutes stuck on the toilet.
By JMoat |0
GATO522 posts
Grid-Yelp reviews for bars/clubs.
Complete with star ratings and commentary.
By Mindhunterat |0
STREET SAM403 posts
Instead of chyen, NPCs that accept items payout social lessons to teach the people turning items in that they can stop to talk with other PCs too. Loneliness decreases, but diseases spread sees a mark up.
→ Corporate Namedrop Ultimate: "My friend at Saedor-Krupp says…"
→ Mixer Authenticity Check: "You're not even from the Mix, are you?"
→ Fashion Police Finisher: A devastating critique that leaves opponents questioning their entire wardrobe
Victory Conditions:
Instead of grappling someone unconscious, you make them so socially uncomfortable they just… leave and go moosex. The ultimate cyberpunk power move.
By Menchat |2
JUSTICE515 posts
A slide from the top of the Ashlin Crown.
By Emilyat |1
CHUMMER183 posts
Noclone start: starts with 1/2 max UE, but cannot purchase clones.
By villaat |2
ACE KOOL625 posts
Studdly DoRight Deluxe
Detachable
Able to be enhanced by arms techs.
Does not register as a weapon to security gates.
By Risikioat |0
SOLO306 posts
The city has decided to permanently disable SIC signal in all apartment and cubes in order to promote consumerism and spending money. Signal is now available only elsewhere.
By villaat |1
ACE KOOL625 posts
AI start: You don't have a body, your can only take over others peoples for short periods.(you live in the sic signal.)
By Rillemat |1
SOLO362 posts
i thought this was the joke ideas thread not the actually sick as hell ideas thread
Fortune cookies that can be bought and opened for a 33.3% chance of either good, neutral, or bad luck that actually effects your Luck stat. Opening more than one fortune cookie in a 24 hour period gives you -2 luck every time because you're trying to fight fate. .1% chance you open the fortune cookie and it explodes like a pipe bomb.
I actually like this. Phantasy star universe has something like this that effected your drop chance.
By Rillemat |0
SOLO362 posts
Actually lol'd and contemplated it.
By Menchat |2
JUSTICE515 posts
Genetek snap shot: The moment you are shocked back to life in the Genetek tanks, a camera inside the tank snaps a photo and displays it for a souvenir much like theme parks do with roller coaster rides.
By Mindhunterat |6
STREET SAM403 posts
Hah, man. These are supposed to be joke ideas, not good ones!
By Menchat |2
JUSTICE515 posts
Whoopie cushions you can rig into bar stools and other seating.
Replace all elevators with a pair of ladders and fireman's poles
By zxqat |1
BAKALAKA117 posts
every time someone talks on sic, they will have a chance to say random and embarrassing things cm good morning! the cow goes moooooo! cm Today is a cold day. I want to snuggle up with a shoe shaped like a rabbit! At the end of the day, the most embarrassing phrases give you another 1d20 in silly charisma.
Human detonation device. Lets you explode into confetti upon death.
By Rillemat |1
SOLO362 posts
Target throw item at person. Allows you to throw an object off of a rooftop at a person below. Calculate weight and velocity as it travels through rooms to calculate damage.
Edit: first post was messed up
(Edited by Mindhunter at 7:10 pm on 5/10/2026)
By Mindhunterat |1
STREET SAM403 posts
Make smoking addictive. Have certain types of cigarettes raise charisma and certain types make you smell awful.
By Mindhunterat |2
STREET SAM403 posts
MindMouth implant. Don't just hear what people are thinking, make people think things! The ultimate in gaslighting technology.
By xXShadowSlayerXxat |0
NEWBIE18 posts
Going to Blue Sector should automatically change every mixer character's shortdesc to "bum".
to counter the above: give wjf mechanics car breathalyzers to install in the vehicles of repeat offenders
By cataat |3
SPLATJOB37 posts
Energy drinks: super charges the consumer for 5 minutes before giving them a horrible crash, a craving for more, and stomach cancer.
By Mindhunterat |0
STREET SAM403 posts
When Guests log in, let them play mementos and give them a gun. MORE CHAOS!
By Rillemat |1
SOLO362 posts
There's a 1,000,000 chance every minute that passes while you're in your apartment that the doorbell rings, and you open it to a 'flaming bag of shit' that you are forced to extinguish via stomping, and it immediately makes you filthy by covering your nice shoes in burnt dogshit. Failure to extinguish starts a fire as normal.
Allow drug labs to produce boner pills and hand rolled cigarettes
By Mindhunterat |2
STREET SAM403 posts
Body cams for TERRA
By Mindhunterat |3
STREET SAM403 posts
Every time your use 'CM' but the first word is another person's SIC alias for the first word, an automatic 'Haha! Look at this idiot!' is automatically broadcast over PUBSIC for fucking up your CC. You are also charged for the CC despite not using it.
Piggybacking off of that, you should be able to intentionally crash.
By Mindhunterat |4
STREET SAM403 posts
Piggybacking off of that, you should be able to target buildings with vehicles.
By eggsaresidesat |3
SPLATJOB45 posts
re: lawyers in sindome thread. marriage licenses become inexpensive and available to all citizens. however, marriages are bound to your legal record, you only get one at a time, and in order to divorce your spouse you must lawyer up and spend several months and tens of thousands of chyen on legal proceedings. all vehicles, robots, repet dogs, and that one third wheel in your 3-person encryption key must have custody decided in Withmore Family Court
By cataat |5
SPLATJOB37 posts
Oh man imagine being the judge assigned to family court. It's the one that is not great on the street but not awful enough to fire.
By Mindhunterat |1
STREET SAM403 posts
All coffee now carries the chance of caffeine addiction.
Additionally, if you have EverUp addiction you can now consume large quantities of coffee or other caffeine to fulfill the addiction need.
Bathtubs instead of showers so Mixers can soak in their filth.
More diseases. If I can't be patient 0, I don't want it.
By Mythologiqueat |0
CHUMMER192 posts
New disease that make you randomly sneeze. It feels innocuous, but if the sneeze trigger occurs while you're doing anything else (like attacking someone, driving, doing medicine) you critically fail.
Create boats and yachts for fishing and sea travels.
Create giant squids and sharks too.
By Mindhunterat |0
STREET SAM403 posts
New drug that jumbles your stats. If you are strong you become weak, if you are stupid you become smart.
By Rillemat |0
SOLO362 posts
add @hide_place so you can set a hiding look place for anyone that can spot you.
add back pain from your inventory that is only healed by sitting in a seat or drinking alcohol.
By Mindhunterat |4
STREET SAM403 posts
spilling alcoholic beverages on yourself overrides your fragrance
instead, you 'smell like a mess' or, 'smells like bad decisions'
By whatisloveat |0
WAGE SLAVE25 posts
Smell-o-vision
A device you can add to your monitor that lets you know what someone smells like so the people using their monitors and telling people what someone smells like based on that are justified. Has a chance to make you vomit.
By Mindhunterat |3
STREET SAM403 posts
Talking in a room with a sleeping person will give them snippets of conversations held around them as dreams.
By Rillemat |3
SOLO362 posts
Exploding terms: allow bomb makers to rig terms with a small explosive capable of causing critical damage to someone holding it, much like the explosive beepers from a few years ago in the Middle East!
By Mindhunterat |0
STREET SAM403 posts
Zombie mobs escape from the VS and are constantly pouring out. Game becomes Cyberpunk Zombie Apocalypse
im trying to pop a new and improved 2100s zyn you feel me upper decker hold the decker
By whatisloveat |0
WAGE SLAVE25 posts
new faction you can build reputation with: the cordoba mall kids. this is done by fulfilling their requests for vape pens, cheap mascara, and off-brand neXus clothing.
By cataat |2
SPLATJOB37 posts
New Origin Idea: Decker
You're the baddest decker this side of Tokyo. You've cracked ICE for the Syndicates around the world for years, and you've finally landed in Withmore to enjoy your retirement.
Advantage: You're rich as fuck and have super awesome tech upon immigration to the city.
Disadvantage: Nobody wants to hire you and your skills don't do shit.
By JMoat |2
GATO522 posts
once a year a giant discoball descends from the underside of Gold towards Red, and every tv-ad banner space beams neo-phunk cyberpunk music. and then seven hundred lightning strikes are generated into random outside rooms at people dancing
By whatisloveat |1
WAGE SLAVE25 posts
And they strike anyone not dancing. Dance-apocalypse.
By JMoat |1
GATO522 posts
@shit_place
Set a custom message for when you're sitting on the toilet.
Every now and then, there is a trash hail. Corpies on Gold, around the same time as lunch, begin to rain down fiery hell of glass bottles and other lunch refuse. Make people in the same room as the generated trash from the sky take piercing damage.
By whatisloveat |2
WAGE SLAVE25 posts
Permanent perception debuff if you try welding without wearing a proper mask.
Origin idea: Dimensional traveler from Freedom City. (HellMOO import) Hey, HellMOO's dead anyways! –------------------- Whoa, what universe did you just find yourself in after you've been busy killing orphans in the orphanage to make leather jackets with to grind crafting XP? Now that you find yourself in Withmore.
HellMOO system applies to you instead of Sindome system. Instead of gaining UE, you gain XP from killing NPCs. More XP from PCs, and you can grind skills by doing them with no limits.
You also get HellMOO mutations! Mutation slots open up the more XP you have. No DCD! The only thing that matters is money.
By Beepboopat |1
SOLO345 posts
God as my witness if I have to deal with a fucking horrifying abomination going around filling the local populace with chestbursters and spraying their acid blood over literally every single available surface and then blowing themselves up 'for fun' ever again, Beepboop…
Ambient city advertisements play in the OOC room. Because advertisements aren't limited by the dimensions we perceive. The all knowing ad-blip…
By whatisloveat |0
WAGE SLAVE25 posts
With the addition of new casino games, consider allowing revolvers to be loaded with single rounds, the cylinder to be spun, and Russian Roulette to be played. Maybe could also add the shotgun for Lone Star Republic Roulette.
I agree.
